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Zesty account of his life - it's got all the fun stuff
Heat
It's impossible not to be engrossed - he comes across as you'd expect - arrogant, egotistical, opinionated and totally magnetic
Daily Mirror
An engrossing read. Simon is a very interesting bloke, so we suggest you give this a quick squiz
Star Magazine
Zesty account of his life - it's got all the fun stuff
Heat
It's impossible not to be engrossed - he comes across as you'd expect - arrogant, egotistical, opinionated and totally magnetic
Daily Mirror
An engrossing read. Simon is a very interesting bloke, so we suggest you give this a quick squiz
Star Magazine
Zesty account of his life - it's got all the fun stuff
Heat
It's impossible not to be engrossed - he comes across as you'd expect - arrogant, egotistical, opinionated and totally magnetic
Daily Mirror
An engrossing read. Simon is a very interesting bloke, so we suggest you give this a quick squiz
Star Magazine